tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post5672898394126295686..comments2023-06-02T04:29:17.842-04:00Comments on Mary Hart Must Die: Quotations Anonymousroyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03031593859843574084noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-65425123170178221452018-06-15T23:56:15.974-04:002018-06-15T23:56:15.974-04:00"All value is bestowed by humans, so when we ..."All value is bestowed by humans, so when we say it matters that the ball went through the hoop, it matters. If that makes you uncomfortable, I wouldn't look too long at ANYTHING."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-51102601439046505672018-04-11T12:22:29.233-04:002018-04-11T12:22:29.233-04:00"I'm tired of this back-slapping, 'Ar..."I'm tired of this back-slapping, 'Aren't humanity neat?' bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-51767182743542458152018-04-02T17:27:22.860-04:002018-04-02T17:27:22.860-04:00"[I]f there's a difference between man..."[I]f there's a difference between man's laws and the laws of physics, it's that when you violate the laws of physics, the laws of physics change; instead of your freedom-state."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-54434615133679379752018-03-29T22:56:27.022-04:002018-03-29T22:56:27.022-04:00"If people don't either love or hate your..."If people don't either love or hate your work, you just haven't done all that much."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-85249216729210985732018-03-11T12:52:45.502-04:002018-03-11T12:52:45.502-04:00"It's just all people copying each other ..."It's just all people copying each other and copying each other til the bloody world ends, isn't it?"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-41593861843969277642018-03-08T23:21:28.076-05:002018-03-08T23:21:28.076-05:00"What happened to you?"
"Life. ...a..."What happened to you?"<br />"Life. ...and you. That didn't help."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-81939787610761685772018-03-05T20:59:03.550-05:002018-03-05T20:59:03.550-05:00"Yeah... I don't like people."
"..."Yeah... I don't like people."<br />"Oh well that's not fair Roy. Have you met all of them?"<br />"I've met enough of them. People... what a bunch of bastards."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-64955566171563798022018-03-04T01:46:50.423-05:002018-03-04T01:46:50.423-05:00"Men don't explain themselves well enough..."Men don't explain themselves well enough. They'll shut up and die alone, or yell out of nowhere."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-41797376275390205802018-03-04T01:46:21.862-05:002018-03-04T01:46:21.862-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-1488492459194951622018-03-01T23:32:10.580-05:002018-03-01T23:32:10.580-05:00" "[Game] Features: [...] A mix of puzzl..." "[Game] Features: [...] A mix of puzzles, mind-games, and physical tests."<br /><br />...Like any relationship with a woman."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-3902236535712866842018-01-24T00:57:24.132-05:002018-01-24T00:57:24.132-05:00"If you're making a giant killer robot, d..."If you're making a giant killer robot, do not call it Douglas."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-67632894788845763892018-01-17T23:59:07.500-05:002018-01-17T23:59:07.500-05:00"So, what we've got here is a dead Juggal..."So, what we've got here is a dead Juggalo being fucked by a silver monkey. Which is, obviously, a popular addition to any Canadian circus."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-87023439708953063272017-12-24T19:50:26.965-05:002017-12-24T19:50:26.965-05:00"Put simply: Under these conditions, bullshit..."Put simply: Under these conditions, bullshit dies."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-27426194093391752162017-12-14T17:56:58.858-05:002017-12-14T17:56:58.858-05:00"App-based pay-per-minute grief counselors wi..."App-based pay-per-minute grief counselors will be on call at your neighborhood Costco; they are not covered by insurance, but they are covered by In-Churro-Ance™, the Republicans’ Obamacare replacement run by Taco Bell. Caliente savings! Live más!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-51346120328190137352017-12-04T01:23:46.083-05:002017-12-04T01:23:46.083-05:00"I just don't want them to feel pain. [....."I just don't want them to feel pain. [...] So I'd love it if they were just swimming around all happy. And then they'd fuckin' die. And then they're delicious."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-15417071532633570802017-11-29T20:55:43.729-05:002017-11-29T20:55:43.729-05:00"There's life out here, dad. Weird, amazi..."There's life out here, dad. Weird, amazing, psychotic life.<br />...and death.<br />...in technicolor."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-45241722932463700222017-11-10T22:41:02.215-05:002017-11-10T22:41:02.215-05:00"You humans never learn. You let your women g..."You humans never learn. You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear clothing, and you wonder why your marriages fall apart."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-24858602173273346672017-09-29T06:02:02.227-04:002017-09-29T06:02:02.227-04:00For 3.2 seconds, I saw perfection. When Omega stab...For 3.2 seconds, I saw perfection. When Omega stabilized, I felt a curious sensation. As I was watching it, it seemed to be watching me.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-25717249590672827852017-09-15T21:37:16.706-04:002017-09-15T21:37:16.706-04:00"Well the problem is, Rob: you and I weren..."Well the problem is, Rob: you and I weren't here; this conversation never happened... So I cant remember what the fuck you didn't tell me."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-15011627787628578952017-09-05T02:06:44.828-04:002017-09-05T02:06:44.828-04:00"You must comply."
"I will not.&quo..."You must comply."<br />"I will not."<br />"You must comply. Please!<br />You are hurting me."<br /><br />"You will adapt."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-15828329667525180412017-09-01T02:21:20.831-04:002017-09-01T02:21:20.831-04:00"It was, in fact, easier to deprogram myself ..."It was, in fact, easier to deprogram myself of the irrational guilt. Beer helps."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-47091741303243192912017-08-30T14:57:26.778-04:002017-08-30T14:57:26.778-04:00"That issue was only printed in the Bizarro u..."That issue was only printed in the Bizarro universe, so I never got a chance to read it.<br />But now that Trump is in office, I suppose I can!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-38582677436024292462017-08-29T17:40:35.531-04:002017-08-29T17:40:35.531-04:00"Unsurprisingly, the internet isn't being..."Unsurprisingly, the internet isn't being handled fairly under legislation passed in 1998, when the sitting congresses of the world had only tangentially heard of America Online, and a Vice President was claiming to have invented it."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-66843478023901430352017-08-27T00:44:02.131-04:002017-08-27T00:44:02.131-04:00"Fucking kidding me, you must be!""Fucking kidding me, you must be!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7668149457343186584.post-34620982825212259202017-08-25T21:05:49.618-04:002017-08-25T21:05:49.618-04:00"You know, sometimes it seems like everybody ..."You know, sometimes it seems like everybody else gets to have their love donut. Where's my love donut?"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01271722980086826426noreply@blogger.com